Furniture Avenue

Whenever I drive past Harlem and Altgeld, I make it a point to dangerously slow down outside Furniture Avenue, where I am certainly guaranteed to be joyfully repulsed. You'll find them just down the street from Harlem Furniture, Milwaukee Furniture, Dinette World and across the street from Best Furniture Outlet, none of whom quite approach the essence of an aesthetic I like to call Oksana Baiul. If you like what you see, you'd better hurry, because it says in the window they are having a Sale Sale.







Chicago, Illinois: May 7, 2007.