New Products Review

Inside this beaten bottle, under this nicked and rotting cap, is preserved the gloriously dodgy "Put it een Wine." The Jamaican woman told me she drinks one every day. The Jamaican men said it will help me "get my buck on."

Like me, you are probably interested in what is inside this glass of ill-repute. But not interested enough to open it and drink some. Here are the eengredients:

Find yours wherever ugly, frightening FDA-free Roots Drinks are sold with a wink.