From the Desk of Wilbert F. Morrow, President, Wilbert F. Morrow Company

Gentlemen,
Here at Wilbert F. Morrow Company, business is growing like gangbusters! It is our distinct pleasure to announce the opening of our fifth location to serve you. And remember, if you are in any way dissatisfied with any one of our vast array of Wilbert F. Morrow products, please press zero and stuff it! Business is so good, we feel free to say farewell to you bellyaching gripesters – from all five locations!
As ever, WFM



Our worldwide headquarters is located in the historic Brookfield Theatre Building – the heart, soul and all other vital organs of the Brookfield Theatre District. Ring twice. If no answer, call the number on the taped post-it. If there's a pile of faded mail on the lobby floor, we're probably out to lunch.



¬ ı˜◊oS`–Er Inn, 3rd stool from the cigarette machine. Ask for Larry. Don't be afraid to shout for Larry. Larry needs to stretch occasionally.



Kangemi, West Nairobi, Kenya. Above Auntie Jane Supermarket. Please visit us before dark, or try tomorrow. Day after maybe.



Downtown Baku, Azerbaijan, near the Palace of the Khans. World's dirtiest city, my eye! Look how clean! Is very nice. No elevator, take stairs.



Presenting our newest location! 1-something-6 West 35th Street. We rescued this evocative tribute to the elegance of yesteryear from the auction block, and now we pass the savings onto you. Plenty of free parking, too. See you soon!