Showing posts with label China. Show all posts
Showing posts with label China. Show all posts

Friday, November 21, 2008

This Is Marketing 2

Come with me on a journey for a high-res picture of an office desk. Don't worry, it's for work. Ooh, here's one!

Sexy - It looks like money! Must know more.
Here's a product explanation:

Aha. It's an "office desk." You know, 办公家具. Who sells such beauty? Salama-Worldwide-Business, need you ask? Their slogan?

Couldn't have said it better, if at all. Must know more!
About us:

Perverse! But righteous. And curious. What other products might such a company offer?
Ooh, a wine cabinet:

It seems America has some catching up to do in the wine storage department.
Here, I've saved the best for last. Mmm, steel sheet soft bed. And the product explanation: so very true.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

The Dragon

The dragon walks to bring you luck now. In actual fact, she walks to travel from place to place using her feet. She brings luck though, not on her back or in the fibers of her sparse coarse hairs, but in a flaming pearl, a surrounding sphere that covers and reveals. The dragon watches the vicissitudes of life move like traffic through its grid, calmly breathing her cigarette-warm breath, crystalline vapors drafting across the troposphere.

The dragon comes to hear the burstings of firecrackers. She loves gunpowder, lychee and neatly-folded napkins. She will incinerate you if you only ask. The dragon has arrived with her prince regent The Rat to wish you a Happy New Year. For her part, the hard-working Rat brings aggression, wealth, charm, order, pestilence and atrocities. It's going to be that kind of year.

This time, the dragon has been called by your silence. Her gentle heart (or hearts) beat throughout the rain, bright pantograph sparks and scattered shadows on the passing underbrush. She knows the song you want to sing, warms the air you cannot touch and sears a path of light through the brambles and thickets of time misunderstood. It's going to be that kind of year. All happiness to you.

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