Well lookee there. Now that's soft. Look, it's pegging the Soft-O-Meter. That roll is off the scale! Even the technician is surprised, and you can bet he's seen some soft things in his day. You might even say it's the softest – in fact, they did! So fucking soft. Whoa.
Friday, May 23, 2008
soft.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
There Is Terrace: Properties for sale in Chişinău
A cosy, warm, limestone block house, away from the industrial zones easy to reach on route 178. A total area of 67 m2, a floor space of 4 rooms: 3 separate, 1 common area. An internal bathroom can be found in the house, there is an additional toilet servicing the garden. Water supply independent - well with the pump. Limestone block garage (16m2) and a cellar. € 18,885
Commercial Property: Hall with a live music. Terrace. Kitchen. Stuff room. WC. Bathroom. € 22,662
3-room apartment in area of railway station. An individual lay-out, euro - style (with use only German and Italian materials). 14/17. The general area 68 m2, inhabited 43 m2. Repair is made 2002. Independent heating - heating of the floors, the warmed walls, false ceilings, external seams are closed up. New the sanitary technician (metal-plastic pipes), new posting, a boiler, an extract in a bath, a pendant toilet bowl. Glass packet, 2 iron doors, 2 phone numbers (one of them on city is not limited - concerns to railway lines), Sun TV. On all perimeter of a ceiling it is located 60 halogen lamps. € 27,698
Limestone block house, one floor. Easy to reach the centre of the city. 2 room house. The total area of 47,7 m2, floor space 35,5 m2. An internal bathroom can be found in the house. Stove heating. There is terrace. € 11,961
Land area � 800 m2. Basement was built. There is possibility to conduct gas and phone. € 3,777
For more information, please contact MDomus. I want my finder's fee, I'm saving up for an internal bathroom.
Monday, May 5, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Monkey! (and peanut)
When your default test Google image search is "monkey," you are bound to find treasures such as this:
Though my personal favorite is this guy. What a nut!
Thank you, Akron Design & Costume Co., for making my week better.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
From the Desk of Wilbert F. Morrow, President, Wilbert F. Morrow Company
Gentlemen,
Here at Wilbert F. Morrow Company, business is growing like gangbusters! It is our distinct pleasure to announce the opening of our fifth location to serve you. And remember, if you are in any way dissatisfied with any one of our vast array of Wilbert F. Morrow products, please press zero and stuff it! Business is so good, we feel free to say farewell to you bellyaching gripesters – from all five locations!
As ever, WFM
Our worldwide headquarters is located in the historic Brookfield Theatre Building – the heart, soul and all other vital organs of the Brookfield Theatre District. Ring twice. If no answer, call the number on the taped post-it. If there's a pile of faded mail on the lobby floor, we're probably out to lunch.
¬ ı˜◊oS`–Er Inn, 3rd stool from the cigarette machine. Ask for Larry. Don't be afraid to shout for Larry. Larry needs to stretch occasionally.
Kangemi, West Nairobi, Kenya. Above Auntie Jane Supermarket. Please visit us before dark, or try tomorrow. Day after maybe.
Downtown Baku, Azerbaijan, near the Palace of the Khans. World's dirtiest city, my eye! Look how clean! Is very nice. No elevator, take stairs.
Presenting our newest location! 1-something-6 West 35th Street. We rescued this evocative tribute to the elegance of yesteryear from the auction block, and now we pass the savings onto you. Plenty of free parking, too. See you soon!
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
I am the God of Hell-Fire and I bring you:
Fire.
Kind of a let down, actually. It really shouldn't be – fire is quite useful, but it's just so, you know... expected. Honestly, you thought I'd bring you something else? That would have been odd. I don't even know why, or if, I am apologizing. I am the God of Hell-Fire, this is what I bring. So what if it's not exactly counter-intuitive? You get fire. If you are really in the mood to question a God, we can discuss what other items you may appreciate more, but personally I am in no mood for negotiating.
...
OK I've thought about it for a bit and I'm officially cheesed off. You came here with your eyes open – it's all written on the sign. Do you go to Ming the Merciless for absolution? Does Joan of Arc travel in a straight line? If you wanted something instead of fire, then why are we even talking? Go and spend your fire-forsaken life with the God of Paper-Doilies or whatever. Rot somewhere far away from me. Ingrate.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Actual virtual problems
• Why does my Sim get no comfort from sitting in a recliner?
• My Sim has a night job. How can I take a night off without getting fired?
• Why did my Sim suddenly start twitching and then melt into ashes?
• Why does my Sim's carpool fail to arrive sometimes?
• I always go to work, but I'm not getting promoted. What's going on?
• Sometimes, after a burglary, I can't move or sell my table.
• How can I remove a snack from the floor? My Sims can't clean it up and I can't move it.
• Some neighbors seem to be "stuck" on my property. I can’t talk to them or anything. What do I do?
• Anyone know how the monkey butler works? I call it out of its tree, but most of the time it does nothing and simply climbs back into it.
• The repairman keeps showing up -- even when I didn’t call him -- not fixing anything, then leaving! Sometimes, he won’t even leave! What is his problem?
• Why does Sims2 completely slow down during 'create a family' and bathroom use?
• My Sims's hunger motive does not improve when he or she rents a picnic basket?
• Why Won't My Sims' Relationships Save?
• How do I score with someone at the party?
• HELP how do you get kids?
• Alien babies crashes the game.
• Help! My Sims Can't Sit Down!
• Help! my Sim is stuck on the couch!
• How do I keep the repairman from getting killed?
• Can I import a family from another country?
• How Come I have no bathrooms downtown?
• Once a visiting friend remained in the house after being asked to leave and I couldn't pick him up. He spent 3 days fainting from exhaustion, then coming round and bawling that he was uncomfortable!
• My mad scientist, having made it to the top of the science career ladder suddenly turned into a master criminal. Does this always happen?
• My photo journalist lost his job. Can you tell me what career path he was on as I'd like to get him back there? Jeff Pleasant also lost his job. Can I still get him to Mars?
• I have a nightlife install problem.
Friday, February 8, 2008
Thursday, February 7, 2008
The Dragon
The dragon walks to bring you luck now. In actual fact, she walks to travel from place to place using her feet. She brings luck though, not on her back or in the fibers of her sparse coarse hairs, but in a flaming pearl, a surrounding sphere that covers and reveals. The dragon watches the vicissitudes of life move like traffic through its grid, calmly breathing her cigarette-warm breath, crystalline vapors drafting across the troposphere.
The dragon comes to hear the burstings of firecrackers. She loves gunpowder, lychee and neatly-folded napkins. She will incinerate you if you only ask. The dragon has arrived with her prince regent The Rat to wish you a Happy New Year. For her part, the hard-working Rat brings aggression, wealth, charm, order, pestilence and atrocities. It's going to be that kind of year.
This time, the dragon has been called by your silence. Her gentle heart (or hearts) beat throughout the rain, bright pantograph sparks and scattered shadows on the passing underbrush. She knows the song you want to sing, warms the air you cannot touch and sears a path of light through the brambles and thickets of time misunderstood. It's going to be that kind of year. All happiness to you.
Friday, February 1, 2008
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